Jurassic Park

Here's a new Jurassic Park panel I just finished, which is for the Northampton Fish Market Art Happening, DDISORIENTATIONN. Here's Ben Foot's incredible poster for the event.

I've got a load of dinosaur art to be featured in this spectacle. Damn, lookit that poster he made, it's gorgeous. 

Internal Combustion Engine of Variety

I've been developing an unhealthy obsession with bad cable access television, perhaps sparked by my return to Northwest Indiana this month. That's probably because of the cable access show I was a part of over a decade ago, as a horrible, fat high school dickhead. I found a cd with the intro and outro to the first terrible episode of The Internal Combustion Engine of Variety in my parent's basement. It's not funny or interesting unless you're Pat, Andy, or myself, but I will throw it on my blog for the ten Hungarian superfans who seem to be following my site (or one SUPER super fan checking ten times daily). Anyway, there's a lot more content coming this week, but this old video ought to tide you over, a real trip down memory lane. Once you're done with your video trips down MAMMARY lane, fellas. Before you watch, let me also mention that the first song is a very early Pat Thurber original composition, which is pretty impressive in comparison to the rest of the video.

And here's some of my favorite cable access clips that I've been watching lately from around the USA. God bless you all.


This guy is a complete fucking idiot:





That'll do.

Cologne Factory Music

I've made a fake music page for my fake band's fake EP, Jungle Court. You can go there and download five classic Eric Rivera songs for free. The photos I used are from an Icelandic newspaper from the 1930's called the Falkinn. Keep on the lookout for new Cologne Factory songs coming soon.

Old Books for Hoarders

I've added a lot to my weirdo collection of old educational books lately, mostly at the local Indiana thrift stores but also at garage sales, that I figured I should start featuring them on the site gain. I know people mostly aren't into this, but just appreciate some of the hip and artistically minded design that you never see anymore. Children's text books that look like Swedish film posters from the 60's. Do kids still read? I'm really not even sure if they do.

Middle School Comics

I just found these comics I made when I was 12. Obviously they go straight onto the internet. I was so miserable at that age, these mean little comics about my classmates are kind of indicative of how I was feeling on the inside.

Willowcreek Middle School lunch: 4 candy bars?

A Celebration of Adair

Cologne Factory - Gold Everywhere (Music Video) from Andrew Adair on Vimeo.


Andrew Adair is a filmmaker from New York City and also one of my best and oldest friends. Last week he blew through town here in Northwest Indiana, and we spent a couple days shooting a music video for Gold Everywhere, a hit track by my one man band, Cologne Factory.

Adair has been making his shorts for years now, so I thought this was a good opportunity to feature his newest music video, along with some good old shorts that I've been a part of over the past few years. Adair is a true talent, and he has a real artistic vision. Good ole O'Dair.


Man Under the Bed (One) from Andrew Adair on Vimeo.

USA! USA! USA!

Hello! I was just starting to get lotsa HITS on this blog, but then I moved from the UK to the USA, and that took up a lot of time and energy. Now that I'm settling in to Indiana, it's time to reclaim some of you internet addicts who've inexplicably been surfing Cologne Factory.

I haven't even been doing a ton of drawing lately, so for the time being, I'll put up some work from other people that loosely ties into me.

First we have a Labour Club video shot by Andy Skank in Northampton. I played there with a completely captivating solo performer named Laura J. Martin, and Andy put up a video of my little show, featuring three whole songs!




I've also got to show you a new comic by Andy Mills of NEW YORK CITY. He's doing a series called Genius Plaza, which is what we named our house in college when we shared bunk beds and dabbled in alcoholism and psychedelics. You can visit his blog to see more.

That's all for today, but I think I'll have some more junk to share this weekend.